In the event you have ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are incredibly easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you’re seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by posing a dilemma of two equally horrible-seeming (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player.
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. After they decide the things that they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to come up with a dilemma for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Star guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to select the things that they believe to be the best of two awful scenarios. The questions are nutty and dreadful: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your kids have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman posed to comedian Patton Oswalt.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little imagination. But it is just as interesting as the folks you play with. There’s no denying that the more absurd and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.
For a bit of inspiration, below are some uneasy proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
The best “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather attain pounds or be prohibited from the internet for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid picture of you be the topic of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather accidentally “enjoy” a two-year old picture of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or cure a rare type of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with pornography?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photos on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you’re dating ghosts on you or the capability to see real ghosts?
Would you rather lose every one of the photos you have taken on your own smartphone this year or lose every one of the books you possess?
Would you rather acquire friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Who would you rather bring back from the dead:
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise at work or keep your smartphone and the same salary?
Would you rather be able to select the man who becomes the next President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your life or simply LaCroix for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your skill to give a high-five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to utilize GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the aptitude use a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked photos of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that may record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your info leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but simply have the ability to catch one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to just use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather be forced to see your friends just once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space in your iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?
Would you rather give the rest of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every picture on your own mobile play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the capability to teleport each single time you fart or heal any wound by yelling at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never have the capacity to use computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people that are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s web history?
Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi claiming against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there is a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or have to see a doctor to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate via a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or confront your biggest fear?
Would you rather never have to improve your personal computer or never have to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, gear, and lifestyle or end offense around the world for good but be poor and undetected?